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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 39
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
men, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
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