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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 38
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Love is to give all you have to one person, knowing full well you may never get anything in return, there are no conditions to true love, You trust first.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.
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