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Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
men, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
She was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about her
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
once cheater, always a chaeter
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