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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 134
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Your decision is to ruin even and our last chance. Nothing more I can do
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
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