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After "M"onday N "T"uesday Even The calendar Says WTF :D
Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
Wh don't you face your problems instead of Facebook them..?
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
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Being SINGLE is a lot wiser than being in a WRONG relationship :)
My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
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