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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 14
an ugly personality destroys a pretty face
I'm to ambitious to be a housewife
I like boys who smell good
I ♥ chocolate
Bathroom conferences with your best friend at parties
I'm lazy and I know it
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
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