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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 19
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
Don't chase them, replace them!
I must go. My planet needs me.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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