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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
No brain no pain.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
I love people who text back instantly
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
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