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Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
I was studying .. suddenly I'm on fbI was studying .. suddenly I'm on fb
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodlei asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Putting things in a safe place But not remembering where that isPutting things in a safe place But not remembering where that is
Some people need to learn the difference between rude and honest.Some people need to learn the difference between rude and honest.
Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :)Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :)
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
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