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I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked ""I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
God sent me to piss the world off!! -EminemGod sent me to piss the world off!! -Eminem
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answersthe akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
Don't wait for the prince on the horse. Usually, it's only horse.:DDon't wait for the prince on the horse. Usually, it's only horse.:D
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)
i love ciggarets<3i love ciggarets<3
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