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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 47
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
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