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I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
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