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Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
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