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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matter,who never did and who always will.
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
A man in the kitchen is sexy
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
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