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i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
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