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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 13
When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.
Fake sleeping when someone comes into your room!
I'd rather stay quiet than explain my problems to people who don't care.
Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.
I use smiley faces when I don’t know what to say next
Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again.
Like if you've ever spat your drink out because someone made you laugh
Why do cartoons never change their clothes?
"Only a vampire can love you forever". that is why I'm looking for one.
That Depressing moment wen U finish yr popcorn before the movie even starts.
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