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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 16
a te creas
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
I'll be back on facebook.
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
men, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
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