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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 19
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.
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