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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 22
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
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