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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 24
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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