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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 26
Nobody is perfect but I am NOBODY
wanna be starting something.........wanna be starting something......but how to ending...
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a gla*s splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." — Neil Gaiman (The Kindly Ones)
The awkward moment when your friend overdoes with a joke...
His lips are like wine... I wanna get drunk !!!
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
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