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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 27
I Spam Your Mom
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with..:D
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
mmmm showering with your lover ;)
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