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What if I accidentally rape you?What if I accidentally rape you?
I love boys who play guitar :)I love boys who play guitar :)
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
I'll be back on facebook.I'll be back on facebook.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questionsDreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
happiness,happiness,happiness.....happiness,happiness,happiness.....
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
What goes around, comes around!!!!What goes around, comes around!!!!
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