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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 33
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
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