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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 36
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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