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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 39
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
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