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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 42
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
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