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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 43
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
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