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Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laughMirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
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