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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 46
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
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