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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 45
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
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