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*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
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