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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 38
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
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