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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 38
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
Like if you don't smoke.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
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