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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 23
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
looking for original
You laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;D
Babe if you were my homework , i'll do you all night
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
you must once be stupid in order to gain wisdom
I ♥ my dad
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
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