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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 21
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
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