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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 18
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
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