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"Shut up, you love it""Shut up, you love it"
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchenWaving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're aliveTexting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Like this if u are tired of school already d:Like this if u are tired of school already d:
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
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