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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 55
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
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