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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funeralsOld people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy itHome is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones areAs we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything.""How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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