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1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
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I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
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Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
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