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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 59
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
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