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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 61
It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
terpaksa harus sendiri....
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Waling alone in search of lyf.........
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
do it than talk^
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
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