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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 62
When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xP
And now I know that there's a link between the two, being close to craziness and being close to you.
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
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