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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 78
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
all we need is diet.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
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