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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 80
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
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