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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 95
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
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