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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 12
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"
Supp peepz yo yo yo
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶, Sorry It Was Wrong I Can.
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
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