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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 14
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
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