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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 43
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
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