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Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut upParents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treatedI'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
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