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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 45

I hate people who chew gum like retarded cowsI hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were rightDear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for. Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart."It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
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