Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 48
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce 
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
I wish I was a mind reader, so i could find out how you truly feel about me!
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Girl : Why do you keep on following me?! Boy : Because when i was young, mom told me to follow my dreamsPage:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.