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Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself""I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missionsGetting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain LetterNo, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A DumbassI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
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